Aplication

In-game name: starshiptrooper
Coordinates of Main Army: 305 / 114
Army size (crop consumption): 70
Current alliance: none
Population: 180
Number of Cities: 1
Play style: Offensive/Defensive 50/50
Players who've attacked me in the past 7 days: pursemonkey
Why do I want to leave my current alliance: I've asked my neighbor ZhangFei from Blitz A2 if I can join your ally. As an answer to my message I've got pursemonkey all over me. ;-)
Other comments: I login every 5-10 minutes a day, because I like plying it. There is not much I can do know, but I'm willing to. I guess being an active player is not enough to survive when Blitz is next to me, but reading Blitz A2 description, I liked it, so I want to join. You can say that I'm not big enough, yes your are right. So give me a chance to become big, and you'll see home much I will contribute into the ally. Otherwise I'll fight to death, and probably die counting size of my village. So, to be or not to be, that is the question!

Thanks

At least he knows hes not big enough

But no one was born big enough, so I'm trying to fight through and become one.
Hopefully Blitz friendly enough to take a friendly and responsible aboard.
Unless there are other criteria I do not know about.

We would give you a chance to grow over 4 months ago. The amount of culture you would need in order to get to even 5 cities is more then you will be able to get before the natars spawn. I am sorry but if anyone starts on this server between end of June and now should have never have started the larger alliances are just going to farm you and by the time the natars spawn you will dead in the water as it is. Sorry to put it bluntly but you have no chance in hell of making it on this server.

except on the rim.

:-)

ewwwww more rim people....

except on the rim.

:-)

A rim job? Similar to a blow job?

Ye-h!
It is probably nice the be a God or feel like it? Right?
Perhaps being big always means being mean.
Unfortunately

Being mean has nothing to do with it. Being completly blunt and honest some people cannot handle. That and as chitsu has told me in the past I have no "tactic" =).

As for being a God far from it. This is my first server. But I have to admit I am doing pretty well.

StarShip wrote:But no one was born big enough

Ahem!

Don't make me prove this wrong... there are ladies present.

And Bob... his wandering left eye scares me...

Krasus wrote:That and as chitsu has told me in the past I have no "tactic" =).

Is that right? Or did he say you have no tact? Because I know you are pretty gifted in tactics.

Yeah, Starship please don't take him as trying to Lord his size over you. He fought very hard for months at the begining of the server during those first wars learning loads about defensive strategy.

He really isn't trying to be mean. He just has absolutely no other way of talking. You should see him in diplomatic roles, lol!

He's bluntly honest and straitforward.

It is true that at this point you wouldn't be very helpful to a2. If anything you can send towns to the rim to grow or stick yourself in the academy. Otherwise we will continue to farm or ignore you. That's just life inside the 150 line.

what the fuck "150 lines" means ?

u must realize thou.. I considers u guys still is a native speaker to where I came from.
well yea... I starting to realize..
I'm improving my English with the new learnt dictionary this forum gives to me.

" his wandering left eye scares me .."

"Losers always talk about how they tried their best, Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." -Sean Connery The Rock

"A rim job? Similar to a blow job?"

I'm not letting my little boy play this game... definitly.

He should be able to play the game without being exposed to what you're describing, just keep him far away from Lord Dobo and co

Well, technically, it's possible to expand very fast from the scratch, if you have developed sim citiers around... 5 villages in six weeks or so. Culture points can be gained by Town Halls and culture from buildings in captured full-furnished villages. But that would require very high level of skill and commitment, and hell lot of raiding. Triple account and unlimited gold would help too:)